Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Never Gonna Happen!


Okay then, off the back of Shiv's funny-shaped heads, and Steenbeck's hugely anticipated Duck RR list, I would like recommendations for:

RR topics that will NEVER happen. 

Leave your recommendations in the comments, and we'll compile a top 10 and post it on Friday's RR. 

(hopefully this reverse psychology will fry Our Guru's head, and we'll get what we really want!)


15 comments:

  1. Readers recommend: songs about estuaries

    Readers recommend: songs about the public sector borrowing requirement

    Readers recommend: songs about Arthur Mullard

    Readers recommend: songs about catamarans

    Readers recommend: songs about flour

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  2. Songs for a Wednesday afternoon

    Songs About the economy - I actually thought of this one today while hearing some soul tune form the mid 70s.

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  3. Songs about frogs

    Songs about terrorism (pity, as RT has an ace one and so does Broooce)

    Songs about 70s interior design

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  4. Songs about marmosets

    Songs about cigarettes

    Songs about the British liberal press

    Songs about baldy heads

    Songs about how your bitch girlfriend ran off with the bass player from Dodgy

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  5. songs about the colour orange
    (i've done it..it's tuff)

    cups of tea songs
    (this is quite fun)

    songs about cacti
    (this is really hard)

    songs by dodgy 'bout knicking someones girlfriend.

    Hairy songs to counterbalence baldy ones...
    Tunng..It's because...we've got hair, starts you off!

    Cigarette songs would come under smoking Blimpy..done dec 2005 I think..there was a run of dancing, drinking then smoking.

    Has monsters ever been done?
    or songs about King Kong...

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  6. Readers recommend: songs about holy relics

    Readers recommend: songs about the Ottoman Empire

    Readers recommend: songs about complex carbohydrates

    Readers recommend: songs about joinery

    Readers recommend: songs about the unutterable futility of it all

    Readers recommend: songs about the preoccupations of the Grateful Dead

    Readers recommend: songs about this and that

    Readers recommend: songs about soil

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  7. Songs about hair would be tremendous, I feel a list coming on!!

    (Headed up by Pavement's Cut Your Hair, natch)

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  8. I suggested hair as a future theme some time around christmas on RR... I also have a few tracks in mind for it..
    I would also be keen to have a set on Greek Mythology...

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  9. Oh, and songs including the names of elements of the periodic table, of course..

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  10. Songs by people wearing bandanas or riding around in jaguars.

    Songs about root vegetables. (Is sweet potato a root vegetable?)

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  11. nilpferd - never heard Tom Lehrer's song itemising the elements?
    Nick Haeffner's "Furious Table" also attempts to humanise the periodic table...

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  12. Shiv- of course I have- it's the only reason I got an A- in first stage chemistry.. but I was actually thinking about The The's Sodium light baby...

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  13. Songs about unspeakable perversions.

    ShivSidecar says it belongs over here.

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  14. Songs about lists.

    Readers recommend songs of Bruce Springsteen covered by Steeely Dan.

    Songs about stem cell procedures.

    Songs about existentialism - or maybe that's the theme for this week.

    Songs about post-modernism and deconstruction.

    Songs about the paintings of Titian.

    Songs about sand.

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