See, Dick Cheney has already figured out his retirement, and it doesn't seem to involve general Darth Vader activities. Even the most evil among us have a warm fuzzy side. Next time I walk by, I'll muster the courage to try one.
Since tomorrow is a bank holiday and the weather is crap, I might go the cinema which is in the same shopping mall as this cookie stall. I'm going for it. Maybe if I show I have a US passport they won't give me any from the "special" batch.
See, Dick Cheney has already figured out his retirement, and it doesn't seem to involve general Darth Vader activities. Even the most evil among us have a warm fuzzy side. Next time I walk by, I'll muster the courage to try one.
So THAT's what he's been doing in his remote bunker in his undisclosed location all this time! Baking cookies!!
ReplyDeleteI reckon it's preparation for his gingerbread house. Don't do it, ejaydee!
ReplyDeleteBaked with PURE EVIL.
ReplyDeleteSince tomorrow is a bank holiday and the weather is crap, I might go the cinema which is in the same shopping mall as this cookie stall. I'm going for it. Maybe if I show I have a US passport they won't give me any from the "special" batch.
ReplyDeleteThey're so good, they're like a shot in the face!!
ReplyDelete"like a shot in the face" from dick cheney - eww!
ReplyDeleteAaarrrgghhhh! Who is responsible for putting this image in my head?! Names, I WANT NAMES!! It's burned into my brain frorever now.
ReplyDeleteIt was us!!
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