I chickened out, it was just too much

I couldn't find a good title or caption for this brilliant picture featured on GU today, and I think it deserves a proper one. 

So please post your entries and I'll randomly select my favourite.

Right, I think I'll close the entry for the competition, but feel free to post your childish witticisms ad infinitum.

I think I'll have to do this in categories because they're all so good:

⎈Tabloid Genius: "Rock Mock Cock Shocks Flock"

⎈Team America silly accent Award: 

The Central Committee celebrates "Election Day"....

⎈Best International Relations reference-Tied: 

"Taipei's gift to Beijing of "the world's biggest karaoke microphone" causes some wringing of hands."
"CIA dossier reveals new North Korean WMD threat- proposes $11bn chastity belt shield in the Aleutians "

⎈Best 'Spill reference: You should see the size of the dondle mitt.

⎈Classiest New Yorker Caption, though potentially rude if you have a dirty enough mind: The delivery of the new monumental fountain to the Jade Dragon restaurant caused Mr Weng unexpected consternation...

And, the most reliable category from you lot: 

⎈Most Graphic Sex Reference-Tied:

"Who's been fiddling with the Terracotta Warrior"

You can close your mouth, honey, you'll never fit that in there.

The woman at the back of the queue is silently wishing:
"Oh pleasedontcometilitsmyturn, pleasedontcometilitsmyturn, pleasedontcometilitsmyturn, pleasedontcometilitsmyturn..."

The operation had been successful, and he was pleased with his increased size, but now--where to fit it? Auditions weren't going well.