Monday, May 4, 2009

Spill rant & A Molotov Cocktail


BANK HOLIDAY.. banks shouldn’t get a F****** holiday, 25 hour days minimum.. get my maths.. yeah right get you T*ss*** maths

I would really like to shove a Molotov Cocktail up the a*** of my Computer.. also the Football team that I support.. the Government.. and car industry.. the f***ing impossibility of doing something that would be beneficial to the planet because of Shi**ing C***** BO*****G red F****ng tape.

I HATE the word H8.. pointless useless and in a way it becomes over used and meaningless… so to re –cap… I F****** H*** the stupid shi**y W***ing cable company that can’t sort out the fact that I can’t do any artwork on my computer, I’m going to shove your Tubular Bells some place that’ll keep your V*rgin status..but won’t be pleasant.

And if the S****** IDIOTS that play.. f***ing play A stupid GAME.. A GAME, and they get payed more in a week.. than most people I know get in a YEAR..

IF THOSE IDIOTS don’t refund the supporters the match ticket price. Out of their own pocket.. I will pipe bomb the C**** as they leave our county.. but to look on the bright side.. no one will want to pay you a penny.. you half hearted S*** B***.

AND the W***ing T*t F*** government.. What the B******** F***…
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I just give up!



I’D start the REVOLUTION but NO one would F****** know about it because they t**Ted up the F******************* connections.

Happy day off to all those with a day off!
Confrontation
Revolution
African Student Movement
$20
Mano Dayak
Forward The Revolution
Revolution Inc
My Family's Role in the World Revolution
Devote Your Life To A Lost Cause
Toumast
The Rebel
Soft Revolution
Oxygen
Revolution Solution
Sexual Revolution - Norman Cook mix
Pipe Bombs
Revolution
Hey World
Road To Zion
Under The Guillotine

and yes I know that no one will be bothered to listen to 20 songs of me being pissed off (even if they are great tracks).. but you know what, I wasn't going to get to sleep.. and I do feel slightly better now for ranting!

*drunk post*
if this works I'll eat my broadband connection,
night all.
at

22 comments:

  1. DarceysDadMay 4, 2009 at 1:40 AM

    Shane,

    Tea, Temazepan and sympathy available up here any time you feel the blood boiling ... possibly when your "team" (May4th2009 definition: a dozen-and-a-half obscenely-overpaid individuals wholly unconnected, other than wearing the same colour shirts as each other and their own attitude) visits Huddersfield next season.

    Hairspray Branson's ISP is about to be booted out here too. They haven't been as criminally bad as O***ge, but I'm not paying that much for their laziness any longer.

    May I add a nom for The Bellrays' Stupid Fuckin' People as an addition to your list?

    Chin up. mate.

    Rich.

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  2. saneshaneMay 4, 2009 at 1:58 AM

    Cheers DsD,
    It's all feeling a bit too much.. the fact that I can't, as yet, finish the T-Shirt designs for you is a major factor in my pissed off ness.

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  3. saneshaneMay 4, 2009 at 2:08 AM

    Confrontation Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley
    Revolution 5 Roots Manuva
    African Student Movement Saul Williams
    $20 M.I.A.
    Mano Dayak Tinariwen
    Forward The Revolution Spiral Tribe
    Revolution Inc Freq Nasty
    My Family's Role in the World Revolution Beirut
    Devote Your Life To A Lost Cause Unsound
    Toumast Tinariwen
    The Rebel Buck 65
    Soft Revolution Stars
    Oxygen Willy Mason
    Revolution Solution Thievery Corporation Feat. Perry Farrell
    Sexual Revolution Macy Gray - norman cook
    Pipe Bombs Radio 4
    Revolution Gold Chains
    Hey World (Remote Control Version) Michael Franti & Spearhead
    Road To Zion Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley & NaS
    Under The Guillotine The Mary Onettes

    just to help out...

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  4. steenbeckMay 4, 2009 at 3:27 AM

    Saneshane, it's good to see your name again! I was just thinking I was sorry you hadn't been around.

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  5. Luke-senseiMay 4, 2009 at 7:34 AM

    welcome back mate, looks like an amazing list, will get listening as soon as a I get a moment (am back in Greenwich meantime at the moment,which means no work, but lots of family stuff to attend to)

    particurlarly looking forward to the Freq Nasty track, I found a Freq Nasty 12" in my box of records that got shipped over, but don't have any other stuff by him

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  6. goneforeignMay 4, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    Any of this sound familiar?

    Charlie Brooker
    The Guardian, Monday 4 May 2009
    Article history
    I can still remember the precise moment when I finally realised what a chronic control freak I am. It was a Wednesday, and I was calmly designing the uniforms for my proposed global Reich on a computer, but the mouse wouldn't work properly, so I stood up and repeatedly smacked it against the wall like a tiny plastic coconut, screaming insults at God, decrying his intolerable insubordination and telling him he was fired. And a shard of shattered mouse hit me in the eye and set me blinking uncontrollably. I didn't like that. I don't like "uncontrollably"

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  7. tincanmanMay 4, 2009 at 6:43 PM

    I have a friend in America (not steenbeck) who emails me drunken rants every once in awhile and I love 'em.

    I was never any good at 'em; the window between the creative juices flowing and being too pissed to type was too small.

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  8. saneshaneMay 4, 2009 at 7:11 PM

    The rant kind of meant nothing 10 minutes after the track list post.. a sobering message from my dad that his mum just died.
    (league one football just wasn't worth contemplating!)
    R.I.P Nan.

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  9. nilpferdMay 4, 2009 at 7:43 PM

    Sorry to hear that, Shane.
    Look after your dad.
    Missed you this weekend.

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  10. steenbeckMay 4, 2009 at 7:47 PM

    Sorry about your Nan, shane.

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  11. tincanmanMay 4, 2009 at 9:41 PM

    yeah shane
    keep your head up m8

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  12. ejaydeeMay 4, 2009 at 9:43 PM

    My condolences Shane.

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  13. TracyKMay 4, 2009 at 10:06 PM

    Aw, that's awful Shane. Take care hon x

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  14. saneshaneMay 4, 2009 at 10:22 PM

    Thank you.

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  15. BlimpyMay 4, 2009 at 11:41 PM

    Sorry to hear of your bad news Shane.

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  16. ShoeyMay 5, 2009 at 2:54 AM

    So sorry for your loss, Shane.

    Thanks for saving us from Jazz overload.

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  17. May1366May 5, 2009 at 8:46 AM

    Just came on to comment that this was the best post ever but then read about your nan, shane - many condolences.

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  18. MnemonicMay 5, 2009 at 9:11 AM

    I'm with May. Fantastic rant (dare I phone my bro to wish him happy birthday (wonder if he's destroyed his green and yellow car sticker) and then so sorry to hear about your Nan.

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  19. DarceysDadMay 5, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    Condolences from me too, Shane. Lost my last grandparent just over five years ago, but I still miss all four of 'em.

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  20. ChrisMay 5, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    My internet connection has just opened again and so I'm catching up with the last 24 hours.
    That's awful news, Shane. Please let me add my best wishes to the supportive current already flowing your way from here. I hope it helps you support your father, too: it's one of those unusual moments when we all become slightly lost, bewildered children.

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  21. barbrynMay 5, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    Shane - sorry about your nan, but on the football side it could be worse: you could be a Saints fan. Good luck next season.

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  22. GarethIMay 7, 2009 at 12:13 AM

    Sorry to hear about your nan, Shane. Until I read that, I was all cued up to say "Well done!" for your impression of Delia.

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