Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Large Hadron Collider based Caption Competition


Fire away with your captions, please!!
**edit** I've added another Cern photo to aid the hilarity.
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34 comments:

  1. nilpferdSeptember 10, 2008 at 12:24 PM

    Try whistling, I've got another 200 urine samples to collect before the day's out..

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  2. BlimpySeptember 10, 2008 at 1:28 PM

    "No, you idiot, it's Large Hadron Collider, not Large Handron Collider"

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  3. DarceysDadSeptember 10, 2008 at 2:54 PM

    - "Now this won't hurt at all: trust me"

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  4. DarceysDadSeptember 10, 2008 at 2:56 PM

    - "over to Bernie The Bolt: up a bit ... left a bit ... down a bit ... FIRE!"

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  5. DarceysDadSeptember 10, 2008 at 2:59 PM

    - " to correct that much myopia, Mr Magoo, we'll need the big laser"

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  6. DarceysDadSeptember 10, 2008 at 3:00 PM

    - "So I hold this and flick that switch there, do I? . . . Well, do I? . . . Hello? Anybody there?"

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  7. DarceysDadSeptember 10, 2008 at 3:04 PM

    - "Scientists attempt to find activity in Rio Ferdinand's brain"

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2008 at 3:38 PM

    After ongoing difficulties with streaming audio, the Spill team bite the bullet and commission the worlds largest Wurlitzer.

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  9. BlimpySeptember 10, 2008 at 3:40 PM

    Clinic frontman goes solo.

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  10. BlimpySeptember 10, 2008 at 3:42 PM

    Cern Scientist loses sandwich in tiny black hole.

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2008 at 4:30 PM

    Seated chap: "Your wife iz like the Large Hadron Collider - 'er tunnel az been round all of Switzerland and France too!"

    Standing chap: "Ferk you!"

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  12. snadfrodSeptember 10, 2008 at 5:03 PM

    Headline:
    'GU blogger reiterates strongly held reservations about new interface. Given short shrift."

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  13. snadfrodSeptember 10, 2008 at 5:05 PM

    Man tries to tease tiny robot's nipple. Robot unimpressed.

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  14. ToffeeBoySeptember 10, 2008 at 5:51 PM

    "Sorry, I know I should have checked this earlier, but is it two beams of particles or one?"

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  15. DarceysDadSeptember 10, 2008 at 6:41 PM

    For new photo:

    "Nah nah nah mate; my scissors can still cut your single particle beam!"

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  16. TonNLSeptember 10, 2008 at 6:48 PM

    ...I ordered two black coffees, and all I've got is two lousy black holes....

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  17. ShivSidecarSeptember 10, 2008 at 7:06 PM

    [To Domehead]: "Your tea-break is cancelled... the mirror's broken; we need your head as a reflector NOW!"

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  18. ShivSidecarSeptember 10, 2008 at 7:07 PM

    "All this kit and it still can't cope with a 'Spill redesign..."

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  19. ShivSidecarSeptember 10, 2008 at 7:20 PM

    "OK, we have a positive analysis of the Dark Matter... who's gonna tell Stephen Hawking the universe is made from Guinness-flavoured Marmite?"

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  20. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2008 at 7:26 PM

    OK, Thursday 11.59.59 .. Spill the beams

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  21. BlimpySeptember 10, 2008 at 7:40 PM

    Second guy from left: "stuffonmycat.com really is quite funny isn't it"

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  22. BlimpySeptember 10, 2008 at 7:42 PM

    Pointing guy: "Oh no! Look behind you!! Dark Matter!!"

    Standing guy: "I'm not falling for that one again..."

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  23. BlimpySeptember 10, 2008 at 7:45 PM

    Higgs: "All hands on deck!"

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  24. BlimpySeptember 10, 2008 at 7:47 PM

    "Oh shoot! I dropped the God Particle!! Don't anyone stand on it!!"

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  25. snadfrodSeptember 10, 2008 at 7:47 PM

    @Blimpy Tarbuck: is that some kind of strained Higgs' Boson reference? If so, bravo!

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  26. BlimpySeptember 10, 2008 at 7:57 PM

    2snad - yep! shameful, innit?

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  27. ShoegazerSeptember 10, 2008 at 8:51 PM

    Top "Have you seen our PC's? two have gone missing.

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  28. ShoegazerSeptember 10, 2008 at 9:16 PM

    Bottom: World's most expensive hand job.

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  29. GarethISeptember 10, 2008 at 10:14 PM

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  30. TonNLSeptember 10, 2008 at 11:14 PM

    Swiss Microsoft service people discover the first weak signs of output from their proposed iPhone competitor*.

    * See my "Greetings from Switzerland III" post for a picture......

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  31. sourpusSeptember 11, 2008 at 12:08 AM

    Its obviously a moment of potential PR nightmare, so tempers are probably frayed:

    Pointing guy (to the man on the left): "Hey Francois, is this guy behind my monitor your twin brother? - because you sure look like the Forehead twins to me!"

    Man on left: "Up yours Jackson! And anyway, you can talk you screen-greedy spud head!"

    Pointing guy: "Yeah, feck off before I collide your fupping particles..."

    Bit of realism there. :)

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  32. CaroleSeptember 11, 2008 at 6:59 AM

    "Whaddya mean? There were two cats in the box?

    Asleep?

    Bloody cats, you can't trust 'em!"

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  33. Tim (Kalyr)September 11, 2008 at 10:21 PM

    "You realise if this goes wrong, our last full backup of Earth is from 1974, so we'll all have to live through Disco again?".

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  34. Tim (Kalyr)September 11, 2008 at 10:44 PM

    "Large Hadron Collider" - Is that the new Ayreon album?

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