Miss Peggy Tupperware-MacNapkins here. Yes, that is me in the picture. And I'd just like to say, watch out, Mr. Speng, you have been captured "at it" on camera!
Speng: Can I touch you there? Upperwhere-MacNapkins: Of course; we ain't nothing but mammals. Although it may distract the rest of the office if we do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
Based on the hand position, I wonder whether she's a ventriloquist's puppet. The test would be, can she talk while Brian has a pint of Double Diamond? I think we should be told.
Quite frankly, methinks le vélo de l'Office doth protest too much, but, what's the common terms these days?..ah yes...WOT-EH-VAH!!!
ReplyDelete(and anyway, that's clearly McClean from accounts - not me at all)
Speng: Can I touch you there?
ReplyDeleteUpperwhere-MacNapkins: Of course; we ain't nothing but mammals. Although it may distract the rest of the office if we do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
Speng: OK, everyone - gather round to see if we have a lucky winner.
ReplyDeleteTupperware-MacNapkins: Mr Speng, can I remind you again that, if you're looking for the office tombola, it's kept in the stationery cupboard.
"Despite being the manager here, I like to keep my hand in"
ReplyDeleteSpeng: "And now, here is my impression of a Phil Collins tune"
ReplyDeleteMacNapkins: "Ooh-er, is that your Invisible Touch, Mr Speng? Will there be anything Coming In The Air Tonight?"
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ReplyDeleteBased on the hand position, I wonder whether she's a ventriloquist's puppet. The test would be, can she talk while Brian has a pint of Double Diamond? I think we should be told.
ReplyDeleteJust realised that my captions would work better the other way around:
ReplyDeleteSpeng: Snow White, Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, Beauty & The Beast, 101 Dalmations - I've had 'em all, you know?
MacNapkins: Oh Mr Speng, I just love it when you talk Disney to me...