Whoops! Too much wine already, it would appear. Sorry about that. (I'm taking advantage of being alone for a few days whilst DsMam & girls do the prezzie-delivering tour until Weds.)
Wine? Let me get this straight: When the wife and kids are home you drink things like hi-test rum or Jack Daniels. Man stuff! Girls clear out and your idea of letting your hair down is sipping white wine? You're not, like, trying on the wife's smalls too? I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that of course. If thats how Gordo wants you when he pops by in his little Navy admiral uniform, then I guess that's between you two.
I had a think about this one today while I was Christmas shopping. I think the groom's mother at the front is muttering 'I have no idea what he sees in her'
@ tinny #1 - What?! Are you implying ... "Hic!" *TWAN-N-NGG* "Damn!" www.lingerie.com ? NAH! Not really my scene, that.
Rather, I am taking advantage of the rare opportunity to take as long as I damn well please to enjoy a drink and a websurf, without being required to clear away the remains of my tortellini, bath my daughters, make Jess do her flute practice, read Darcey a story, find and tidy up a couple of hundred bits of Polly Pocket clothing, hoover the walkways, fold the tumble drying, renegotiate the Kyoto protocol, calculate π to a million decimal places, and discuss how to shore up LFC's defence.
@ tinny #2 - Actually I was wondering about that mish-mash of building styles: where's the photo from, sourpus?
@ Shoey - was that No.2s line a caption for the photo, or a serious offer about the Festive 'Spill?
Woman on the right to guy even more to the right: "Alexandr, my son, if you look at the bride one more time you're dead.... Remember you have your own pluke-nosed lassie..."
Tiffany's wedding was somewhat over-inflated.
ReplyDeleteWe use our black limo for formal occasions. The white one's just for knockering about town.
ReplyDeleteI told her she should have bought the dress after she got the implants
ReplyDeleteWoman in black to man just out of shot;
ReplyDelete"I told her not to stick that compressed air pump in her belly button."
"Look at the size of those two!! I'd love to have a ride in them!
ReplyDeleteCan I go in the white one first, please?"
"Look at the size of those two!! I'd love to have a ride in them!
ReplyDeleteCan I go in the white one first, please?"
Whoops! Too much wine already, it would appear. Sorry about that. (I'm taking advantage of being alone for a few days whilst DsMam & girls do the prezzie-delivering tour until Weds.)
ReplyDeleteWine?
ReplyDeleteLet me get this straight: When the wife and kids are home you drink things like hi-test rum or Jack Daniels. Man stuff!
Girls clear out and your idea of letting your hair down is sipping white wine? You're not, like, trying on the wife's smalls too? I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that of course. If thats how Gordo wants you when he pops by in his little Navy admiral uniform, then I guess that's between you two.
Well, if you're looking for something to do, could always unleash the #2's a little early?
ReplyDeleteSuch a happy day. Truly, my cups runneth over.
ReplyDeleteAnd yet none of us have commented on the juxtapostion of the modern and old architecture in the background. What would Prince Chuck say?
ReplyDeleteSome nice answers. Shoey you made I larf.
ReplyDeleteI had a think about this one today while I was Christmas shopping. I think the groom's mother at the front is muttering 'I have no idea what he sees in her'
@ tinny #1 -
ReplyDeleteWhat?! Are you implying ...
"Hic!"
*TWAN-N-NGG*
"Damn!"
www.lingerie.com ?
NAH! Not really my scene, that.
Rather, I am taking advantage of the rare opportunity to take as long as I damn well please to enjoy a drink and a websurf, without being required to clear away the remains of my tortellini, bath my daughters, make Jess do her flute practice, read Darcey a story, find and tidy up a couple of hundred bits of Polly Pocket clothing, hoover the walkways, fold the tumble drying, renegotiate the Kyoto protocol, calculate π to a million decimal places, and discuss how to shore up LFC's defence.
@ tinny #2 - Actually I was wondering about that mish-mash of building styles: where's the photo from, sourpus?
@ Shoey - was that No.2s line a caption for the photo, or a serious offer about the Festive 'Spill?
But it's always nicer in a pretty frock
ReplyDeleteGetting comments here by e-mail, didn't know you could do that - weird.
ReplyDeleteWas refering to the Festive 'Spill - not sure it works as a a caption.
I have to say I'm really enjoying Darce's alcohol-fuelled posts. Keep 'em coming DD....!!! It's all that festive spirit!!
ReplyDeleteThe girl on the left is thinking "thank goodness....now no-one will notice the huge pluke on my nose"
ReplyDeleteDD is was a random find. I think its from the Ukraine.
ReplyDeleteLove the pluke comment. Nice one.
....Well the Ukraine girls (...without a pluke...) really knock me out.....
ReplyDeleteWoman on the right to guy even more to the right: "Alexandr, my son, if you look at the bride one more time you're dead.... Remember you have your own pluke-nosed lassie..."
ReplyDeleteKeep your eye on the ball(s)!
ReplyDeleteMy dad would have said either:
ReplyDelete"That's a nice dress she's almost got on" or
"The things you see when you haven't got your gun!"
"Dahlink! Next year vee invest in ze top half, no?"
ReplyDeleteOhhhh, you wanted pastRies at the reception. d'oh!
ReplyDeletethe mother-in-law (at front right) is saying
ReplyDelete'Well, I just don't know what he sees in her, myself'