
OK, so the phone rings again, this time your 'other half' answers, it's the undertaker. He says "Alright we've taken care of all the details and the funeral will be on Saturday. You're dead!
You arrive at the pearly gates and St Peter says "What's that lot you've got there then? Oh no, no way, you can't go bringin' all those in here, we're getting very crowded, space is definitely limited. The rules now allow you to only bring in 10 albums or CD's, you'd better talk to that bloke over there about shipping your excess back, he used to work in customs so he knows that stuff. So you go over to see him and you ask casually "So what's the deal on box sets and so on? and he replies "As long as I don't think you're taking advantage, if you mix it up a bit I tend to look the other way."
So there's the dilemma, what to take, you're going to be there for a long time so you'd better choose wisely, and you'll be glad later on that you took care of this detail now. I must warn you, this one is hard, the equivalent of a 'Killer' in Sudoku, It's not so much what you get to take but those you must leave, with their rules they almost force you to think in terms of compilations and cause many painful decisions to be made, it almost makes you believe in reincarnation so you could come back and get some more. And it doesn't pay to complain, think about the alternative, in the other place, they don't allow ANY albums, that's what hell is, a place where you don't have any music.
If you have the urge you can post a selection from one of your albums.
Here's my list, in no specific order.
1. Songs of Freedom by BMW.
2. The Boss of the Blues by Joe Turner
3. The Smithsonian collection of Classic Jazz
4. Biograph by Bob Dylan
5. Requiems: Faure and Durufle by Robert Shaw and the Atlanta Symphony Orch.
6. The Gershwin Songbook - Polygram - various artists
7. Mahler - Symphony #2 by Gilbert Kaplan and London Symphony Orch.
8. Rough Guide to the music of Africa.
9. The Trojan 'History of Jamaican Music'
10. Nina Simone - the Eclectic Collection, the Colpix albums.
I know I'm being a bit sneaky in that some of these are slightly 'pushing it' but forever is a long time and I know I'll see some of you up there also so I want to have some to trade with, plus I suspect the customs guy might take a small gratuity if offered.
ps: If one of you could bring 'Graceland' I'd be most grateful and willing to trade.