Bill devotes his life to dance

What with our Japanese connections and the forthcoming Scottish music Blimpfest, I thought you'd like to read THIS article I saw in the local paper. It had a rather splendid photo with it of Bill with an important-looking Japanese scroll, but unfortunately that picture's not on the paper's website, so I found one of a much younger Bill from somewhere else.

My home town

Shoey guessed (correctly) that Comfort, Texas is not my home town. (But I've been there.)

If a home town is the one you were born in, then that's Watford. But I don't really count that (sorry, ToffeeBoy) as my parents weren't living there at the time - it was just where the nursing home was. And that's now been pulled down, thus losing Watford the chance of getting the blue plaque when I eventually become famous.

If a home town is the one where you live now, then that's Kirkcudbright, which the picture is of. But as soon as I can I'll be moving back to Milton Keynes, where my grandsons are - another kind of home town!