
And so here we are, then. A year down the line and its time to polish up the red carpet, seal up the envelopes and strike up the 230-piece orchestra for the first Annual Over Awards for blogospheric achievement in music!!!!
So let's get down to brass tacks as we sort the wheat from the chaff, the serious from the daft and the winners from the losers in probably the least-hotly anticipated ceremony of all time...
First of all, thanks to everyone for contributing suggestions and ideas for awards. Some categories were tied up with a single vote, some were more hotly contested. The album of the year race threw up a very definite top 20, and a ringing endorsement of our diversity along the way. I've tried to fit as many nominations in as possible but, at the end of the day, let's just hope that music is the winner. And thanks too, of course, to the mighty Shane for our slightly woozy award-daemon. Ladies and gentlemen, release the awards!
We begin the evening with the
Blimpy McFlah Honorary Award for Nepotism in the Workplace, awarded for dedication in the field of nominating one's own work for an award. With an honourable mention to May1366 for his literary nominations, the winner of the award is...
The video for "Lies" by Broken Records.Our next category is the
Overtime award, an open category honouring those older albums that 'Spillers have discovered over the last year. There were six nominations altogether, each
receiving a small commemorative tankard. The nominations were:
'Cease To Begin' by Band of Horses'Apologies to the Queen Mary' by Wolf Parade'The Bairns' by Rachel Unthank and the Winterset'100 Proof Aged In Soul - Somebody's Been Sleeping In My Bed' by The Hot Wax Session'Curse Your Little Heart' by DeVotchKaThe Cowboy Junkies' back catalogueAnd now we reach the first part of the mighty
Overview Award for the 'Spill album of the year: Honourable Mentions. These are all the artists who got close but received no stogie and, I hope, no-one has been missed out. Deep breath and rounds of polite applause for:
The Marcin Wasilewski Trio, Pocahaunted, Marillion, Opeth, Mostly Autumn, Pineapple Thief, Panic Room, Uriah Heep, Josh and Co, Magenta, Van Der Graaf Generator, Deerhunter, Malcolm Middleton, Ballboy, The Dodos, Black Angels, Esau Mwamwaya, The Asteroid 4, Black Keys, Mogwai, Kasai Allstars, Calvin Party, Death Cab For Cutie, Lambchop, The Whipsaws, My Morning Jacket, Nada Surf, The Notwist, dEUS, Edwyn Collins, Kanye West, Solange Knowles, Gnarls Barkley, Flight of the Conchords, Billy Bragg, Goldfrapp, Drive-By Truckers, Sun Kill Moon, Lanegan and Campbell, The Willard Grant Conspiracy, The Gutter Twins, Gary Louris, Calexico, Her Space Holiday, The Accidental, The Real Tuesday Weld, Baba Zulu, Electric President, Emiliana Torrini, Los Campesinos, Eugene McGuinness, Roots Manuva, Lykke Li, Laura Borealis, Seckou Keita, Nine Inch Nails, Bodies of Water, Nigeria Rock Special, The Alien, James Blackshaw, Cathy Davey, Bookhouse Boys, Show of Hands, Eliza Gilkyson, Coconami, Radio String Quartet, James Taylor, Ron Sexsmith, Ulf Wakenius, Willie Nelson and Wynton Marsalis, The Roots, Belle and Sebastian, Pete Rock, KRS-One, RZA, Common, EPMD, Conor Oberst, Why?, Shearwater, M83, Wolf Parade, Titus Andronicus, Blackout Crew and Fleet Foxes.
Certificates are in the post to all of the above, but this also brings us nicely to the
Overcooked Award, given to that band which just hasn't quite met with the tastes of the blog this year. The clear winner of the award and, therefore, needing to try harder despite what Pitchfork says are:
Fleet Foxes.That's democracy, folks.
Moving swiftly on, now, to an award that I shall entitle the
Gremlin FC Award for Hunk of the Year. This is a single nomination award and so I am happy to announce that the winner is...
Roy Keane (with grey beard cut to very close - not full)I'm not sure there's much I can add to that save to say that sadly Roy couldn't be here tonight to collect his award but he sent Mick McCarthy to collect it on his behalf.
So, with the end of the evening firmly in sight, it's time to look at the albums that didn't quite make it into the top 10 of the
Overview. Here, TOTP-style, is your numbers 20 to 11:
20=: 'Leucocyte' by the Esbjorn Svensson Trio20=: 'I Started Out With Nothin' and I Still Got Most of It Left' by Seasick Steve20=: 'Dark Angel' by The Reasoning20=: 'Shine' by Estelle20=: 'You Can Do Anything' by The Zutons20=: 'You & Me' by The Walkmen20=: 'Fotheringay 2' by Fotheringay20=: 'Habdiehre' by La Brasse Bande12: 'Replica Sun Machine' by The Shortwave Set11: 'Third' by PortisheadAnd so now all that is left is to look at two more categories and then reveal the top ten. Stick with me, it should be worth it...
The next award is the
Overact Award for film of the year. It was a tight category but went, by one vote from Persepolis, to:
Wall-E.And I think we can all be secretly happy with that.
A pause now to remember some of the names that were mentioned in an earlier thread, in response to May's suggestion for a commemoration of all those who have gone
Over to the Other Side this past year:
Levi Stubbs, Norman Whitfield, Bo Diddley, Isaac Hayes, Mitch Mitchell, Miriam Makeba, Jimmy McGriff, Buddy Miles, Merl Saunders, Mikey Dread, Esbjorn Svensson, Davey Graham, Jerry Wexler, Johnny Griffin, Humphrey Lyttleton, Richard Wright, Howard Sparnenn and Eartha Kitt. All sadly missed.
And finally we arrive at the big finish - the Top Ten of the 'Spill
OverView Award for Album of the year. Thankfully there was no controversy or tied scoring at the top ofthe leaderboard, so here is your final bunch.
10: 'For Emma, Forever Ago' by Bon Iver9: 'The Cool' by Lupe Fiasco8=: 'Alas I Cannot Swim' by Laura Marling8=: 'Renaissance' by Q-Tip6: 'Real Emotional Trash' by Stephen Malkmus and The Jicks5: 'The Midnight Organ Fight' by Frightened Rabbit4: 'Með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust' by Sigur Ros3: 'The Hungry Saw' by Tindersticks2: 'Dear Science' by TV On the RadioAnd the 'Spill album of the year is......
1: 'The Seldom Seen Kid' by Elbow.And there we have it. Personally I reckon that is the right result as it was also the most voted for album. Feel free to post your own lists in the comments, or to award other gongs, or to pick it all apart, or to make your predictions for 2009, or to complain that this years awards didn't feature any high profile pop/rock crossover collaborations. Whatever, really. It's the internet, yeah?
I need a lie down.
Happy Birthday you wonderful 'Spill you.