Thursday, April 17, 2008

Lolcats (shameless traffic raising gesture)

There's a coupla reasons for this post:

1. My cat Mewsli (above, on the right) had his balls chopped off today, so I thought I'd show a picture of him in his happier, more virile days. He's feeling a bit sorry for himself just now - he's retreated to his cardboard box with a cushion in it next to the radiator.

2. I spent about an hour viewing lolcats on the web this afternoon whilst compressing video, so I thought I'd do my own version!

3. Just using a word like lolcats will raise our traffic by about 6000%, nearly as much as us publishing the phrase "Is KT Tunstall a lesbian?" or "Why Diana had to be murdered by the Illuminati to save the polar bears from global warming"

4. (from Ejaydee) Is Nicolas Sarkozy still married to sexy sexy supermodel model carla Bruni beautiful woman beautiful woman, and do they listen to radiohead whose albums did something to the music industry because they gave quasi free mp3 free mp3

5. (from CaroleBristol) KT Tunstall isn't a lesbian but Leona Lewis is a lesbian and so is Cheryl Tweedie (and Cherie Blair) , but also George W Bush is covering up the truth about the UFO takeover of New York post 9/11 and the Priory of Sion is involved in a Templar cover up (of Lily Allen's naked bosoms)!
6. (from abahachi) : build your own conspiracy from; richey edwards diana 9/11 cover-up naked kylie bush giant lizards electrosmog!

7. From gordonimmel: Immigrants naked ambition exposes huge Diana 9/11 conspiracy'

14 comments:

ejaydee said...

Is Nicolas Sarkozy stiol married to sexy sexy supermodel model carla Bruni beautiful woman beautiful woman, and do they listen to radiohead whose albums did something to the music industry because they gave quasi free mp3 free mp3.

ejaydee said...

did you see this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4

Abahachi said...

Okay, I'm hopelessly innocent in such matters; why exactly does 'lolcats' increase traffice?

CaroleBristol said...

Nah, KT Tunstall isn't a lesbian.

Maybe there are other traffic increasing ploys like posting KT Tunstall isn't a lesbian but Leona Lewis is a lesbian and so it Cheryl Tweedie

CaroleBristol said...

You could also post something like

Is George W Bush covering up the truth about the UFO takeover of New York post 9/11 and was the Priory of Sion involved in a Templar cover up?

el derino said...

We're now the 8th result when you google "overspill" Yay!

Anonymous said...

Where are the naked lily allen bosoms i was promised?

Abahachi said...

richie edwards diana conspiracy 9/11 cover-up naked kylie bush giant lizards electrosmog.

Build Your Own conspiracy!

Blimpy said...

Not that there's anything wrong with our traffic, considering we don't promote the blog - we've had 1,751 unique visitors in the last 4 weeks which is awesome!

Well done everyone for making the blog such a fun and interesting place!

TracyK said...

Lolcats is a very silly site where people add amusingly mis-spellt captions to animal pics. There's a fondness for burgers, buckets and monorail cats. Just have a look, it is well worth it if you are fond of felines or canines.

Carefree said...

Mewsli = great name for a cat, by the way....

Blimpy said...

Thanks, it's what cats eat for breakfast - along with mice krispies!

gordonimmel said...

OK try this:-

'Immigrants naked ambition exposes huge Diana 9/11 conspiracy'

Blimpy said...

Nice!