Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Large Hadron Collider based Caption Competition


Fire away with your captions, please!!
**edit** I've added another Cern photo to aid the hilarity.

34 comments:

nilpferd said...

Try whistling, I've got another 200 urine samples to collect before the day's out..

Blimpy said...

"No, you idiot, it's Large Hadron Collider, not Large Handron Collider"

DarceysDad said...

- "Now this won't hurt at all: trust me"

DarceysDad said...

- "over to Bernie The Bolt: up a bit ... left a bit ... down a bit ... FIRE!"

DarceysDad said...

- " to correct that much myopia, Mr Magoo, we'll need the big laser"

DarceysDad said...

- "So I hold this and flick that switch there, do I? . . . Well, do I? . . . Hello? Anybody there?"

DarceysDad said...

- "Scientists attempt to find activity in Rio Ferdinand's brain"

Tatanka Yotanka said...

After ongoing difficulties with streaming audio, the Spill team bite the bullet and commission the worlds largest Wurlitzer.

Blimpy said...

Clinic frontman goes solo.

Blimpy said...

Cern Scientist loses sandwich in tiny black hole.

Anonymous said...

Seated chap: "Your wife iz like the Large Hadron Collider - 'er tunnel az been round all of Switzerland and France too!"

Standing chap: "Ferk you!"

snadfrod said...

Headline:
'GU blogger reiterates strongly held reservations about new interface. Given short shrift."

snadfrod said...

Man tries to tease tiny robot's nipple. Robot unimpressed.

ToffeeBoy said...

"Sorry, I know I should have checked this earlier, but is it two beams of particles or one?"

DarceysDad said...

For new photo:

"Nah nah nah mate; my scissors can still cut your single particle beam!"

TonNL said...

...I ordered two black coffees, and all I've got is two lousy black holes....

ShivSidecar said...

[To Domehead]: "Your tea-break is cancelled... the mirror's broken; we need your head as a reflector NOW!"

ShivSidecar said...

"All this kit and it still can't cope with a 'Spill redesign..."

ShivSidecar said...

"OK, we have a positive analysis of the Dark Matter... who's gonna tell Stephen Hawking the universe is made from Guinness-flavoured Marmite?"

Tatanka Yotanka said...

OK, Thursday 11.59.59 .. Spill the beams

Blimpy said...

Second guy from left: "stuffonmycat.com really is quite funny isn't it"

Blimpy said...

Pointing guy: "Oh no! Look behind you!! Dark Matter!!"

Standing guy: "I'm not falling for that one again..."

Blimpy said...

Higgs: "All hands on deck!"

Blimpy said...

"Oh shoot! I dropped the God Particle!! Don't anyone stand on it!!"

snadfrod said...

@Blimpy Tarbuck: is that some kind of strained Higgs' Boson reference? If so, bravo!

Blimpy said...

2snad - yep! shameful, innit?

Shoegazer said...

Top "Have you seen our PC's? two have gone missing.

Shoegazer said...

Bottom: World's most expensive hand job.

GarethI said...
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TonNL said...

Swiss Microsoft service people discover the first weak signs of output from their proposed iPhone competitor*.

* See my "Greetings from Switzerland III" post for a picture......

sourpus said...

Its obviously a moment of potential PR nightmare, so tempers are probably frayed:

Pointing guy (to the man on the left): "Hey Francois, is this guy behind my monitor your twin brother? - because you sure look like the Forehead twins to me!"

Man on left: "Up yours Jackson! And anyway, you can talk you screen-greedy spud head!"

Pointing guy: "Yeah, feck off before I collide your fupping particles..."

Bit of realism there. :)

CaroleBristol said...

"Whaddya mean? There were two cats in the box?

Asleep?

Bloody cats, you can't trust 'em!"

Tim (Kalyr) said...

"You realise if this goes wrong, our last full backup of Earth is from 1974, so we'll all have to live through Disco again?".

Tim (Kalyr) said...

"Large Hadron Collider" - Is that the new Ayreon album?