Its obviously a moment of potential PR nightmare, so tempers are probably frayed:
Pointing guy (to the man on the left): "Hey Francois, is this guy behind my monitor your twin brother? - because you sure look like the Forehead twins to me!"
Man on left: "Up yours Jackson! And anyway, you can talk you screen-greedy spud head!"
Pointing guy: "Yeah, feck off before I collide your fupping particles..."
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Try whistling, I've got another 200 urine samples to collect before the day's out..
"No, you idiot, it's Large Hadron Collider, not Large Handron Collider"
- "Now this won't hurt at all: trust me"
- "over to Bernie The Bolt: up a bit ... left a bit ... down a bit ... FIRE!"
- " to correct that much myopia, Mr Magoo, we'll need the big laser"
- "So I hold this and flick that switch there, do I? . . . Well, do I? . . . Hello? Anybody there?"
- "Scientists attempt to find activity in Rio Ferdinand's brain"
After ongoing difficulties with streaming audio, the Spill team bite the bullet and commission the worlds largest Wurlitzer.
Clinic frontman goes solo.
Cern Scientist loses sandwich in tiny black hole.
Seated chap: "Your wife iz like the Large Hadron Collider - 'er tunnel az been round all of Switzerland and France too!"
Standing chap: "Ferk you!"
Headline:
'GU blogger reiterates strongly held reservations about new interface. Given short shrift."
Man tries to tease tiny robot's nipple. Robot unimpressed.
"Sorry, I know I should have checked this earlier, but is it two beams of particles or one?"
For new photo:
"Nah nah nah mate; my scissors can still cut your single particle beam!"
...I ordered two black coffees, and all I've got is two lousy black holes....
[To Domehead]: "Your tea-break is cancelled... the mirror's broken; we need your head as a reflector NOW!"
"All this kit and it still can't cope with a 'Spill redesign..."
"OK, we have a positive analysis of the Dark Matter... who's gonna tell Stephen Hawking the universe is made from Guinness-flavoured Marmite?"
OK, Thursday 11.59.59 .. Spill the beams
Second guy from left: "stuffonmycat.com really is quite funny isn't it"
Pointing guy: "Oh no! Look behind you!! Dark Matter!!"
Standing guy: "I'm not falling for that one again..."
Higgs: "All hands on deck!"
"Oh shoot! I dropped the God Particle!! Don't anyone stand on it!!"
@Blimpy Tarbuck: is that some kind of strained Higgs' Boson reference? If so, bravo!
2snad - yep! shameful, innit?
Top "Have you seen our PC's? two have gone missing.
Bottom: World's most expensive hand job.
Swiss Microsoft service people discover the first weak signs of output from their proposed iPhone competitor*.
* See my "Greetings from Switzerland III" post for a picture......
Its obviously a moment of potential PR nightmare, so tempers are probably frayed:
Pointing guy (to the man on the left): "Hey Francois, is this guy behind my monitor your twin brother? - because you sure look like the Forehead twins to me!"
Man on left: "Up yours Jackson! And anyway, you can talk you screen-greedy spud head!"
Pointing guy: "Yeah, feck off before I collide your fupping particles..."
Bit of realism there. :)
"Whaddya mean? There were two cats in the box?
Asleep?
Bloody cats, you can't trust 'em!"
"You realise if this goes wrong, our last full backup of Earth is from 1974, so we'll all have to live through Disco again?".
"Large Hadron Collider" - Is that the new Ayreon album?
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