Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Caption Competition Time! V&A Special!

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28 comments:

Shoey said...

You're flogging a dead horse with this one.

SatanKidneyPie said...

Hmm, I thought he was making a bit of an ass of himself....

(sorry)

tincanman said...

I am but a humble retired gentleman living in La Mancha with my niece (no, really) and my housekeeper. For some reason I am starting to believe fictitious events I read about are real.
Yes, I am Donkey Oatie, and as you can see I am all tuckered out from my quests.

DarceysDad said...

Goddamn it, Tin, you beat me to the Don Quixote pun just as I was refining mine.

I'll have to go with Plan B now, which requires (whisper it) research !!!

treefrogdemon said...

Where's the rest of me????

DarceysDad said...
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DarceysDad said...

Lampwick's attempt to escape Paese dei Balocchi was doomed to failure when his "float-away-using-his-woollen-tunic-as-a-balloon" idea was scuppered by its inexplicably refusing to inflate.

ToffeeBoy said...

Some would say that ToffeeBoy took the non-listing of Martin Stephenson's Rain, just that little bit too seriously ...

AliMunday said...

I must to the barber's, monsieur; for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face; and I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me,I must scratch.

sourpus said...

Donkey-headed boy inconsolable as boy-headed donkey is accidentally microwaved

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Anonymous said...

A Stephen Gately joke would be in such bad taste, so I shan't.

sourpus said...

Complete arsehead responsible for new Bloc Party album pleads for mercy before execution.

goneforeign said...

I think it's one of the out-takes from the Godfather, the guys just got out of bed and he's decided to clean things up a bit.

CaroleBristol said...

The Arts Centre's Samuel Beckett influenced version of A Midsummer's Night's Dream was too much for Bottom.

Shoey said...

Eeyore had the interior designers give the gloomy spot a makeover - but it didn't help.

saneshane said...

The Ass nearly made it through Nick Caves back catalogue in one session.....


(The Angel pissed off down the pub hours ago)

tincanman said...

She said he had a little prick and he deflated.

gremlinfc said...

When will the stream be aweary of
flowing under my eye?
When will the wind be aweary of
blowing over the sky?
When will the clouds be aweary of fleeting?
When will the heart be aweary of
beating....
...and nature die?
Name that fillum...

DarceysDad said...

Shane wins (imo)

gremlinfc said...

Thing is DsD...cough cough ..clears throat...
Everyone's a winner, baby, that's the truth (yes, the truth)

Everyone's a winner, baby, that's no lie (yes, no lie)

...cough cough...missed a bit out deliberately Dsd -don't want you to get wrong idea...

If anyone can get the death quote above I'll get a pic and autograph of Hooky tomorrow...

DarceysDad said...

Not got a bloody scooby about that film quote, gremlin, so I was ignoring it and hoping no-one noticed!! D'OH!

gremlinfc said...

It's Merrick's last lines in T'Elephant Man - he sort of dies like the Donkey - puts his big ole oversized head back on the pillow for the first time ever and suffoctaes himself, tired of living...the Donkey's pose reminded me of it very much...tha nos.

Blimpo said...

There's been an ass-asination...

Shoey said...

"Please people, no more tail-pinning today, I beg you please stop".

Shane - have that Cave book, what a downer that is. & no chewns to help get through it. Well-written though.

DarceysDad said...

Donds to that sentiment, Shoey. I've read And The Ass Saw The Angel twice, and still haven't got the faintest bloody idea what's going on.

TatankaYotanka said...

Donkey Down

TatankaYotanka said...

Makes the finest pillows ...