Don't need no misery goats!
Guard gets the horn in public
B. Oi, you; me mam's sent me to get the rug back 'cos the crabs are coming round for a party.
A.New KFC drive through proving unexpectedly popular.
B. Army cuts force children into officer roles.
A. New 77B service to Hackney, via Shanghai, proves popular.
A. Small boy with infinite power of the universe apologizes for van throwing tantrumB. Amazed crowd turns out to witness the result of world's first 'smallboy-o-plasty' operation. When asked 'Why a goat?', the surgeon replied 'because we couldnt get a walrus'
B. Colonel Goat is here!
A. "I'll get my coat ..."B. "I'll get my goat ..."
A: Always wondered what would happen if you pull the emergency cord.
A. Dad's gone to find Tin. DB's crashed again!
B. Crowd gathers to watch traditional "Milking of the Royal goat" ceremony
B. Prequel, "The Kids Who Point At Goats" goes into production..
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